February 2011
You know I keep saying there's someone that will...
Also you gotta make it obvious that somethings wrong
January 2011
Ow
Dude where the fuck did this headache come from? I got hella sick -__-
Whoever said “mother is always right” needs to fucking rot in hell.
How I feel when I know one of your tumblr posts...
elysisbamf:
or
The 9th gif in your folder will be the person...
muhlissahboonock:
ihaveseoul:
Person:
Reaction:
:( This is not nice
Person:
Reaction:
my crys.
Person:
Reaction:
oh my fu……
I am back!
welcometothewitchinghour:
From the mental hospital.
oh, nobody noticed….. okay.
I did D:
Stressed
I truly…really truly hate my family right now. Every moment is drama. Everyone is stubborn as hell and even though it’s my sister’s relationships I get shit.
I NEED A FUCKING VACATION. JUST FUCKING PUT A BULLET IN MY BRAIN! OH MY FUCKING GOD I CAN’T TAKE THIS SHIT. I USED TO BE THE ONLY SANE PERSON IN A HOUSE WITH 3 MENTALLY UNSTABLE WOMEN. FUCK THIS SHIT! I’M NOT...
To Realize the Value of... →
bobbivie:
bunnybites:
faithlessdreamer:
To realize the value of one year, ask a student who failed a final exam. To realize the value of one month, ask a mother who gave birth to a premature baby. To realize the value of one week, ask the editor of a weekly newspaper. To realize the value of one hour, ask the lovers who are waiting to meet. To realize the value of one minute, ask a person...
"Want to hear a joke about my cock? Actually,...
Want to hear a joke about my vagina? Actually, nevermind you won’t get it.
Sex is a physical art. Let's make a masterpiece.
muhlissahboonock:
I don't know why I think of you, All I know is...
☜☝✌☟☞: ee-sorrr: 10 Reasons Why Having Sex Is Good... →
ee-sorrr:
10 Reasons Why Having Sex Is Good For Your Health
1. The balance of your mental and emotional health is definitely influenced by sex. While abstinence often leads to anxiety or paranoia and even depression…having sex can cure cases of light depressions. After having exercised…
When people stop in the middle of a crowded...
When Harry says 'Voldemort'
allweloveishate:
Harry:
Everyone Else:
❒ Single ❒ Taken ✔ WHO CARES, I'M AWESOME
hellyeahhowimetyourmother:
Chuck E. Cheese
heathermorrissexual:
holdon4theride:
Your mom tells you ” We’re going to Chuck E. Cheese:
You walk into Chuck E. Cheese like:
You’re eating pizza like:
Getting Tickets:
Little kids try to steal your tickets:
If you see a token on the ground:
You hit on MILF’s like:
If you see tickets just sitting in the machine:
Every time Chucky comes out in the mouse suit:
Then you...
Chuck E. Cheese
heathermorrissexual:
holdon4theride:
Your mom tells you ” We’re going to Chuck E. Cheese:
You walk into Chuck E. Cheese like:
You’re eating pizza like:
Getting Tickets:
Little kids try to steal your tickets:
If you see a token on the ground:
You hit on MILF’s like:
If you see tickets just sitting in the machine:
Every time Chucky comes out in the mouse suit:
Then you...
Alexa why would you let him use your tumblr
:((((((